Flash Fiction

For my first eight Flashers, please visit my blog.

2023

#122: That’s My Brand (March 9, 2023)

2022

#121: Good News for the Human Race (November 5, 2022)

#120: Don’t Ever Change, Dude (February 17, 2022)

#119: As Soon as Possible by My Standards (Part One) (January 17, 2022)

#118: Blocheads (January 17, 2022)

#117: Two VIP Tickets (January 1, 2022)

2021

#116: Some Vikings Get All Depressed (December 30, 2021)

#115: The Single Life (December 29. 2021)

#114: Keep the Troops Motivated (September 13, 2021)

#113: Take Your Plane to Work Day (September 10, 2021)

#112: A Greased Palm or Two (September 5, 2021)

#111: Five Cokes (August 9, 2021)

#110: Clarified (July 31, 2021)

#109: Dog Crap (July 21, 2021)

#108: A Real Petri Dish (July 15, 2021)

#107: The Younger Generation (June 30, 2021)

#106: Alleged Dangerousness (June 26, 2021)

#105: Lickety-Split (June 11, 2021)

#104: Frosted Circular Pastry (June 8, 2021)

#103: A Nice Literary Touch (May 27, 2021)

#102: Cosmetic Concerns (May 22, 2021)

#101: Room One-Oh-One (May 15, 2021)

#100: All That Mandibular Effort or, Thermonuclear Soupçon or, The Quotidian Shading Right into the Hopelessly Banal (May 10, 2021)

#99: Paul Lynde Dead (January 10, 1982) (April 29, 2021)

#98: Mrs. Jenna Lachey (April 23, 2021)

#97: Camus Estates (April 21, 2021)

#96: You’re Gonna Buy 96 Beers, Hee Hee Hee (April 17, 2021)

#95: I Really Hate Windows 95 (April 10, 2021)

#94: Artisanal Cruller (April 7, 2021)

#93: Don’t Block the Screen (March 31, 2021)

#92: Keratinous Crescents (March 31, 2021)

#91: White Bread (March 23, 2021)

#90: The Nineteen-Freaking-Nineties (March 22, 2021)

#89: Tawny Skin (March 18, 2021)

#88: Doing Something Else (March 12, 2021)

#87: Face Shield (March 11, 2021)

#86: Lagniappe (February 21, 2021)

#85: Giant Chthonic Hairballs (January 1, 2021)

2020

#84: Paul Lynde Goes M-A-A-A-AD (May 12, 1979) (December 31, 2020)

#83: Paul Lynde at the Movies (March 24, 1979) (December 26, 2020)

#82: Luvcats (December 18, 2020)

#81: My First Stint (November 29, 2020)

#80: The Other Pandemic (November 28, 2020)

#79: Convertible (November 27, 2020)

#78: That Messed-up Tattoo (November 26, 2020)

#77: Bloody, Chubby Larvae (November 25, 2020)

#76: Liberty, Liberty, Lib-er-ty, Lib-er-ty (October 31, 2020)

#75: Watch Me Trick Fred out of His Fruity Pebbles (October 23, 2020)

#74: Drama (July 18, 2020)

#73: The Personified Impersonal (May 24, 2020)

#72: The Paul Lynde Comedy Hour (May 20, 1978) (May 10, 2020)

#71: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (December 7, 1977) (April 24, 2020)

#70: Club Foote (April 11, 2020)

#69: Christmas in April (April 5, 2020)

#68: The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (October 29, 1976) (February 2, 2020) 

#67: The New Temperatures Rising Show (1972-74) (January 16, 2020)

#66: The Paul Lynde Show (1972-73) (January 6, 2020)

2019

#65: Chaff (December 13, 2019)

#64: Dicks with Chicks (November 6, 2019)

#63: Meat-a-Mat (September 14, 2019)

#62: Nosebleeds (August 17, 2019)

#61: Le Hoppy Merchant (August 11, 2019)

#60: Losers (July 12, 2019)

#59: Azaleas (June 21, 2019)

#58: Karate (May 26, 2019)

#57: Swampland in Florida (May 14, 2019)

#56: Civic (May 6, 2019)

#55: Omar’s O-Face (April 20, 2019)

#54: Organic Hummus Sandwich (March 21, 2019)

#53: THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES (March 8, 2019)

#52: AOC XXX (February 16, 2019)

#51: Grandpa Bought a Rubber (February 3, 2019)

#50: Your Insouciance Reaffirmed Mine (January 31, 2019)

2018

#49: Spooktacular (October 27, 2018)

#48: Why Does Peter Pan Fly? (October 5, 2018)

#47: My Spider-Sense Is Tinkling (October 4, 2018)

#46: The Planning Session’s Penultimate Intersectional Proposal (September 21, 2018)

#45: Good Luck with That (September 20, 2018)

#44: Self-centered (August 31, 2018)

#43: Front-row Seats, Baby! (August 17, 2018)

#42: V-CARD (August 11, 2018)

#41: Virtually Legal (July 8, 2018)

#40: Nosmo King & the Filter Tips (July 7, 2018)

#39: Red Snoopy (July 5, 2018)

#38: Geographical Inconvenience (June 13, 2018)

#37: Samuel Adams Utopia (June 8, 2018)

#36: An Irritating Irredentist (June 2, 2018)

#35: Cynosure (May 10, 2018)

#34: A Little Rowdy (May 6, 2018)

#33: Mental Equilibrium (May 3, 2018)

#32: r/DiarrheaCupcakes (April 10, 2018)

#31: #DoryIsAFatass (March 8, 2018)

#30: Headache (January 25, 2018)

#29: Historical Knowledge (January 5, 2018)

2017

#28: Two Dumb Caps (December 23, 2017)

#27: Like a Sap (December 22, 2017)

#26: The Death of Pepe (December 13, 2017)

#25: Calvin Praying (December 12, 2017)

#24: I’m the Goddamn Batman (December 7, 2017)

#23: Maggie and Hopey (October 12, 2017)

#22: Humor as a Coping Mechanism (September 28, 2017)

#21: Race Realist (May 18, 2017)

#20: Free Helicopter Ride (April 29, 2017)

#19: Caesura (March 23, 2017)

#18: Literally Hitler (March 4, 2017)

#17: Anti-businesslike (February 3, 2017)

#16: Delicious Irony (January 26, 2017)

#15: Showering (January 23, 2017, though WordPress lists it as January 24, 2017)

#14: PepWay (January 22, 2017)

#13: Sustainable Farming (January 20, 2017)

#12: Highly Sivilized (January 8, 2017)

2016

#11: In the Aeroplane under the Sea (June 14, 2016)

#10: Benza (May 27, 2016)

#9: The Mechanical Bull (May 10, 2016)