Denton: “You heard that Pepe the Frog died?”
Jeff: “No, heh heh.”
“I’m serious. The cartoonist who created him was upset that the alt-right had adopted him, Pepe, as a mascot. So that snowflake drew a comic of Pepe’s funeral. Pepe was in a casket and everything.”
“Really? Well, good riddance. Do we really need a Hispanic representing us?”
“Now, Jeff—Pepe did fool the libtards. Made ’em underestimate us. Made ’em think we were P.C.”
“I guess. You know what Pepe died of?”
“No.”
“Maybe the Jews killed him, heh heh.”
“Yeah, heh heh.”
What an idiot, thought Denton.
Copyright © 2017 by David V. Matthews
