“You heard Victoria’s Secret’s hired a model with Down Syndrome?”
“Yup. That’s great. Now we can jerk off to the handicapped outside of porn.”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Nothing. Women need something, now that they don’t have abortion rights no more.”
“Since when have you cared about abortion rights?”
“Since a little something called child support, that’s when.”
“You need to have sex with a woman first before worrying about that.”
“I do have sex with women. Just ask your mom.”
“I did. She projectile-vomited. Which means you must have banged her.”
“I also banged your grandma.”
“Oh really? When?”
“Last week.”
“She died five years ago.”
“Well, no wonder she was such a great lay.”
“Don’t ever change, dude.”
Copyright © 2022 by David V. Matthews
February 17, 2022
DAVID V. MATTHEWS 