Flash Fiction (a Hundred Words or Fewer) #64: Dicks with Chicks

Yo, incels: I know why the worst Chads nab the hottest Stacys.  Years ago, those Chads started feigning Chaddishness.  They pretended they’d lost their virginity during grade school; they pretended their sexual conquests totaled in the quadruple-digits; they pretended they didn’t have crushing student-loan debt.  And eventually, the fake Chads turned into real ones.  Stacys drool over male confidence, real or not, the best way to distract themselves from worrying about climate catastrophe (or about Black Lives Matter, depending upon the Stacys’ politics).

Sex can both enlighten and pacify you; thus, dicks with chicks epitomize purple haze: a red-pill/blue-pill combo.

Copyright © 2019 by David V. Matthews



More, more, more DVM letters to the Beaver County Times:

Right Trade Vote (August 1, 2002; and August 7, 2002)

Post-Sept. 11 Policies Are Very Troubling (November 14, 2001; and November 21, 2001)

Blue Laws Will Put Nation on Track (October 30, 2000; and November 6, 2000)

Why Was Ship There in the First Place? (October 17, 2000)