
DVM’s Sketchbook or, Even Right-wing Playwrights Have Needs, Too
DVM’s Archive Has Needs, Too
Today, I Altered Yesterday’s Heathcliff Cartoon but Kept the Original Caption

The High Points of the 2000s: Tommy Wiseau’s The Room…and These Sketchbook Pages
1993 Brought Us Both Zima AND These Sketchbook Drawings
Comminuted Fracture: Artist’s Statement (Printed Version)

Printed version of Comminuted Fracture artist’s statement (8.5″ by 11″), as displayed at the now-defunct venue, Garfield Artworks.
Comminuted Fracture: Artist’s Statement (Website Version)

I restored this posting from the now-defunct Garfield Artworks website, September 4, 2009.
David Matthews at Garfield Artworks
Today, I Altered Yesterday’s Heathcliff Cartoon and Added New Captions

“So much for her OnlyFans channel, Diarrhea Diner.”
“Yesterday his helmet said ‘I fucked Dolly Parton’s corpse’ when he really hadn’t, so, yes, big improvement in headgear.”
“Does Donald Trump think JD Vance’s wife and kids are human?”
“Polly wants to swallow your load….Sorry, just the Tourette’s talking….Though I really wouldn’t mind swallowing your load.”
“Well, I’m not constipated. Wanna see?” Eighty-seven pounds and thirteen ounces of guano later: “Anything can happen in the funnies.”





