Yo, incels: I know why the worst Chads nab the hottest Stacys. Years ago, those Chads started feigning Chaddishness. They pretended they’d lost their virginity during grade school; they pretended their sexual conquests totaled in the quadruple-digits; they pretended they didn’t have crushing student-loan debt. And eventually, the fake Chads turned into real ones. Stacys drool over male confidence, real or not, the best way to distract themselves from worrying about climate catastrophe (or about Black Lives Matter, depending upon the Stacys’ politics).
Sex can both enlighten and pacify you; thus, dicks with chicks epitomize purple haze: a red-pill/blue-pill combo.
Copyright © 2019 by David V. Matthews
More, more, more DVM letters to the Beaver County Times:
Right Trade Vote (August 1, 2002; and August 7, 2002)
Post-Sept. 11 Policies Are Very Troubling (November 14, 2001; and November 21, 2001)
Blue Laws Will Put Nation on Track (October 30, 2000; and November 6, 2000)
Why Was Ship There in the First Place? (October 17, 2000)
America is Inviting Its Own Destruction (with a letter from DVM) (January 17, 2001; January 26, 2001; and June 24, 2006)
Doesn’t Danger Make Toys Fun? (December 26,2001)
Harry Potter Is Evil (Lather, Rinse, Repeat), December 5, 2001; January 13, 2002; January 15, 2002; January 31, 2002; and February 7, 2002.
A Certain Comic Genius (People’s Edition) (Original Art), April 30-May 26, 1998
Counterclockwise: Ego, Superego, Id, October 13, 2019 (revised October 15, 2019)
Happener Magicker, 2009 (by Owl Kahol Systems)
‘Hillbilly Heroin’ Making Urban Inroads, July 4, 2001; July 9, 2001; and July 11, 2001
Off To Camp: They Might Be Giants, March-April 1989; and May-June 1989