Fiction

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2020s

Goddess Help Her (November 7, 2022)

Masturbating Rhythm (January 5, 2022)

Killing Yourself Would Help (March 10, 2021)

Two Outtakes from DVM’s Latest Project (February 13, 2021)

Shakespeare, Kick in the Rear (January 31, 2021)

The Gourmet Feast (September 6, 2020)

Zooping (June 25, 2020) (revised July 11-12, 2020)

2010s

Tenderized (June 9, 2019)

It Nearly Killed Him! (April 28, 2019)

Harvey Wallbanger (Part One) (March 28, 2019)

Threesome (March 3, 2019)

Waiting for Stiffy (February 13, 2019)

To the Left, to the Left (December 22-23, 2018)

Crisis Actors (November 30, 2018)

Standard Procedure (October 18, 2018)

The Child in Question (October 11,2018)

Your Best Flaw (Part 1) (March 16, 2018)

Eeeee–No E!: Typical Man (January 18, 2018)

His-and-Hers Hybrids (January 14, 2018)

The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam (December 14, 2017)

The Filthy Carrot (August 19, 2017)

JQ (July 8-9, 2017)

TruthCon (May 23, 2017)

Cherry (February 11, 2017)

Rationality (December 29, 2016)

A Full-body Chill (October 12, 2016)

Manicure (June 23, 2016)

Guy in the Sky (from Barking Sycamores #9, Spring/Summer 2016)

2000s

Short Fiction from DVM’s (Now-Defunct) MySpace Page, January-February 2009 (2009, revised 2016)

The Foreplay to Foreplay (2006)

Pornography for Normal Americans (2006)

Jared Laudenslager (version #2) (2005, revised 2006)

Jared Laudenslager (version #1) (2005)

Remaindered (2004, revised 2016)

Mr. Toad, the Toady (2004, revised 2016)

Kittykat Adult Books and Video (May 13-17, 2002)

1990s

Lyrics without Music (1996-2017)

Fondue (1994)