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2020s
Bandannas and Mangled Superheroes! (September 9, 2022)
Movie Review: Licorice Pizza (2021) (January 10, 2022)
Three Unfinished Pieces (February 17, 2021)
2010s
Never, Ever Vote (February 7, 2019)
The Whole Cake (November 10, 2018)
Socialism and Digital Puddles (October 16, 2018)
Times x 3: Three Articles from The New York Times, Sunday, April 1, 2018 (April 1, 2018)
A Literary Salvo, Huh? (November 9, 2017)
In Liu of Closure (April 22, 2017)
A Royal Pain in the Neck (Get it?) (April 2, 2017)
Site Unseen? I Hope Not! (May 3, 2016)
2000s
Gordon and Tara’s Wedding Card (June 18, 2008/October 21, 2018)
Gordon and Tara’s Wedding Card Outtake (June 18, 2008)
Three Album Reviews (Previously Unpublished) (April 5, 2008)
Book Review: An Emotional Memoir of Martha Quinn (January 18, 2007)
30 B.C.’s (2006, revised 2016)
Not Very Factual: DVM Meets John Waters (July 9, 2005)
We’re All F___ed (April 8-10, 2003)
DVD Review: Man with the Movie Camera (2003)
DVD Review: Metropolis (2003)
I Hate Gates: My Futile Month-and-a-Half of Hypergraphia (December 2-3, 2002)
Goofy Ban? Mickey-Mouse Baer? (July 2-3, 2002)
The Cosby Show and the Obvious Truism (June 24, 2002) (slightly revised June 2, 2023)
DVD Review: The Atomic Cafe (April 2-4, 2002)
DVD Reviews: The Educational Archives (February 25, 2002/March 15, 2002)
Enduring Rehash? (September 21-23, 2001) (revised September 27-29, 2001)
P.J. O’Rourke’s Idea of Sanity (March 25-26, 2001) (revised August 2, 2001)
Silly Love Songs (March 12, 2001/March 31, 2001)
Government Propaganda (Rated PG) (March 12-13, 2001) (revised March 17, 2001)
Americathon: The Worst Fotonovel™ Ever? (February 26-March 2, 2001) (revised June 5-6, 2023)
Pittsburgh TV News Haiku (circa 2001)
Serious as a Heart Attack (2001)
Cracks and Cracked: Softcore Videocassette Reviews (Circa 2000-2001, revised May 19-21, 2023)
Bin There, Read That: Wild Style (circa 2000-2001)
1990s
The Truth about Santa (1998)
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