From Edinboro University’s student newspaper, The Spectator, October 31, 1986, page 6. I cannot remember if I had consciously or subconsciously intended to write a sarcastic review, though I do find it amusing that I’d treated this inconsequential musical product with such highbrow gravitas. (And I do like the group’s later single, “Punk Rock Girl.”)–David Matthews, January 14, 2017, 3:20 PM EST