“So much for her OnlyFans channel, Diarrhea Diner.”
“Yesterday his helmet said ‘I fucked Dolly Parton’s corpse’ when he really hadn’t, so, yes, big improvement in headgear.”
“Does Donald Trump think JD Vance’s wife and kids are human?”
“Polly wants to swallow your load….Sorry, just the Tourette’s talking….Though I really wouldn’t mind swallowing your load.”
“Well, I’m not constipated. Wanna see?” Eighty-seven pounds and thirteen ounces of guano later: “Anything can happen in the funnies.”
DAVID V. MATTHEWS 