Silly Love Songs

Why is every song today a silly love song?
Why is every song today a simply wrong song?

If I were you
I’d sleep with me
At least I don’t
Have HIV

Why is every song today a silly love song?
Why is every song today a simply wrong song?

If you weren’t
So tall and tawny
I’d grab my ax
And say “Heeeere’s Johnny!”

Why is every song today a silly love song?
Why is every song today a simply wrong song?

If I were rich
I’d buy a Rolls
So I could shoot it
Full of holes

Why is every song today a silly love song?
Why is every song today a simply wrong song?

March 12, 2001/March 31, 2001