Black men in handcuffs
Led away by white police
Make the best perp walks
Important story:
Wild animal wandering
Through suburbia
Drop the foreign news
We have a new Myron Cope
Music video
We spend half our time
Promoting our network’s shows
It’s called “synergy”
Wow! Live coverage!
Another night, another
Fireworks display!
Circa 2001
DAVID V. MATTHEWS 