When a Man Loves a Man (September 19-20, 1998) (revised July 7, 2023)
Hey Judd (January 3-4, 1999/April 25, 2017/July 9, 2023)
You’re Just My Kind (February 12-13, 2001) (revised May 11, 2017)
You Can’t Trich Me (October 15, 2005) (revised November 17, 2005) (and July 3-4, 2023) (and July 7-8, 2023)(2005/2023)
Pittsburgh TV News Haiku, circa 2001
Silly Love Songs, March 12, 2001/March 31, 2001
DVD Review: The Atomic Cafe, April 2-4, 2002
Bad Writers USA, 2004
The Bluppiness of Blupping You, April 12, 2006
P.J. O’Rourke’s Idea of Sanity, March 25-26, 2001 (revised August 2, 2001)
I Hate Gates: My Futile Month-and-a-Half of Hypergraphia, December 2-3, 2002
We’re All F___ed, April 8-10, 2003
The author, 1988
Times Beach, May 24, 1985, extensively revised June 10-11, 2023 and June 20, 2023
On Edge, May 26, 1986, extensively revised June 9, 2023
Two skinny (and dapper) white guys, from Not Very Factual: DVM Meets John Waters.
Americathon: The Worst Fotonovel™ Ever?, February 26-March 2, 2001 (revised June 5-6, 2023)
Enduring Rehash?, September 21-23, 2001 (revised September 27-29, 2001)
Not Very Factual: DVM Meets John Waters, July 9, 2005
Oh Sheila, December 6-8, 1998
(She’s) Barely Legal, July 3-5, 1999/September 21, 2000/June 2-3, 2023
Government Propaganda (Rated PG), March 12-13, 2001 (revised March 17, 2001)
The Cosby Show and the Obvious Truism, June 24, 2002 (slightly revised June 2, 2023)
Goofy Ban? Mickey-Mouse Baer?, July 2-3, 2002
For previous installments of the ALWAYS WITH LOVE saga, please click here, here, here, and here. These two sentences don’t count toward the 127-word limit.
Soon after Child Services had visited her house, my sister appeared on that podcast hosted by Blake Summers, the Eighties rock star turned right-wing pastor, to say her “groomer brother” had ratted her out to “the woke police” for having “the nerve to uphold traditional family values.”
“Shameful,” Blake said. He urged listeners to support her via Offerings, that Christian crowdfunding site, so she could “hire the best legal team if and when the courts go after her.” The next day, she’d received forty-seven grand, the same day somebody—perhaps one of those listeners—doxxed me, bringing me tons of vehemently anti-trans texts and voicemails and social-media posts, making me feel like resuming my former habit of gobbling drugs while writing self-pitying poetry. Who needs self-pitying poetry?
Copyright © 2023 by David V. Matthews
May 25-26, 2023
From The Erotic Witch Project. Screenshot by DVM.
Cracks and Cracked: Softcore Videocassette Reviews (Circa 2000-2001, revised May 19-21, 2023)
DAVID V. MATTHEWS 