A Sport of Measurable Discipline

Football
A sport of measurable discipline
Baseball
A sport of measurable discipline
Basketball
A sport of measurable discipline
Hockey
A sport of measurable discipline

Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser

Tennis
A sport of measurable discipline
Golf
A sport of measurable discipline
Soccer
A sport of measurable discipline
Rugby
A sport of measurable discipline

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything

Boxing
A sport of measurable discipline
Wrestling
A sport of measurable discipline
Swimming
A sport of measurable discipline
Skiing
A sport of measurable discipline

I should say something snarky here about American competitiveness. No, wait, you’re better at snarkiness than I am.

Whatever
A sport of measurable discipline

(repeat above two lines as song fades out)

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