Hector: “Jim and Darrell got married last night.”
Zane: “They did?”
“Yep. Just read about it on Jim’s Twitter page.”
“Did he say why they got married?”
“Yeah. ‘Might as well.’ His exact words.”
“Makes sense.”
“They got married in Vegas. By an Elvis impersonator, in a white jumpsuit and everything.”
“Was he fat?”
“More like slightly chunky, based on the photos.”
“Maybe he skipped breakfast that day.” Pause. “Does Terrence know? About the wedding?”
“I hope so.” High, whiny voice: “Awww, now they’ll never reach their heterosexual potential!”
Similar voice: “But I can still sell them swampland in Florida!”
Copyright © 2019 by David V. Matthews
May 14, 2019
DAVID V. MATTHEWS 