Bored and not feeling like masturbating, I started a Reddit thread called r/DiarrheaCupcakes and monitored its progress. Within seventy-one seconds, the first response: IMMIGRANTS SUCK!!!!! After that, twenty-one responses in five minutes, going into explicit detail why immigrants (especially those from shithole countries) suck. A few Pepe memes appeared, too. Then, five seconds later, response #23: “You have a recipe for those cupcakes? Do you add lots of peanuts and corn?”
I deleted the thread there; anything related to that number has cultural cachet, except for the Jim Carrey movie The Number 23, which sucks almost as much as racism.
Copyright © 2018 by David V, Matthews (who has just realized that 32 is 23 backwards–trippy!)
April 10, 2018
DAVID V. MATTHEWS 