Denton’s supervisor, Ms. Birch, caught him posting on his alt-right blog as she walked past his cubicle. She told him to get back to work and left.
“Ms. Bitch needs a free helicopter ride,” he told his coworker Jeff later in the break room, using alt-right argot. (South-American dictatorships used to eliminate their political opponents by dropping them from helicopters into the sea.)
“No, you should give her Ebola instead,” Jeff replied. “Maybe she’d infect a bunch of snowflakes. More cost-effective, in other words.”
What a true friend, Denton thought as he reached for a cruller. True friendship rocks.
Copyright © 2017 by David V. Matthews
DAVID V. MATTHEWS 