The Spice Girls Line up and Lick Your Perineum, December 8, 2005
Nine Secretive Otorhinolaryngologists, December 19, 2005
C-Beams Glitter in the Dark Near the Tanhauser Gate, Then Weep Copiously, November 27, 2006
Those Restive and Festive College Years, December 2, 2006
Thanksgiving Deathmatch ’06, December 12, 2006
Your Symptom Clusters I Find, Quite Frankly, Appalling, January 15, 2007
You Supercilious Coelacanths Don’t Revere the Constitution as Much as I Do, January 15, 2007
DAVID V. MATTHEWS 